Sunday, May 31, 2009

Nike SB Mid-Top Premiums: A Love Story

Once upon a time, there was a lad by the name of Lincoln Ashire Winsbury Ferginton (although he was usually called 'Lawf' for short). Lawf was known for his monogamous relationship with his footwear, that meaning he only had one pair of motherf****** kicks. How he kept this relationship going for so long, I know not, but he did so until his 18th birthday when his brother sat him down for a talk.
"Look Lawf," his brother started, "I know how much you love your sneakers. I mean, you guys share so much history. But I think...I think it's time you moved on."
"No," Lawf shouted, "I love my babies dearly! They've been there for me when no one else was!"
"I understand Lawf," his brother muttered, "but look at them. They're on their last leg. And in all honesty, they're kind of played out. No one wants to be seen rocking some else's sloppy seconds Lawf. Think about it."
Lawf looked down at his feet and although he hated what his brother was saying, he knew deep in his heart that his words were true. His all white Air Force Ones were now a dingy shade of Mother of Pearl, the shoes strings gray, the toe was scuffed beyond recognition, and the toe was *gasp* creased. Tears filled Lawf's eyes as he looked at his once pride and joys.
"I guess I have to do what I have to do," he thought to himself. With a heart-felt sigh, Lawf gently pried the Ones off his feet and carefully and quite lovingly threw them in the trash.
"What am I to do now," Lawf asked his brother, "I can't just walk around single," he muttered as he pointed to his feet.
"Not to worry little brother, I got you covered. Close your eyes."
Although slightly disbelieving, Lawf closed his eyes. His brother was a true shoe guru, and if he said he had Lawf covered, it was undoubtedly true.
"Okay, you can open your eyes," his brother said.
So Lawf did just that, and the sight he saw was so beautiful, so gorgeous, it brought tears to his eyes and a tingle to his toes:
"Oh big bro," Lawf cried, "they're...they're so beautiful! I don't know if I can choose any specific one!"
"Choose," his big brother asked, "who said you had to choose one?"
"What do you mean?" Lawf whispered.
"Welcome," his brother whispered back, "to your love affair with footwear."

8 comments:

  1. how much are these?

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  2. these are premium edition SBs so you can find these for $150 and up. I've seen the green and pink for $180 on some sites.

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  3. ahaah. whoever wrote that, a) has a knack for writing fiction. and b) is dope as fuck. lol. hmm. the shoes are dope, `specially the first pair & i think im gonna like this blog because you guys are just as obsessed with shoes as i am. =)

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  4. thanks for the love. The writer of this post was JustKidding...dude is a beast. I'm glad you diggin the blog. Spread the word! We got big plans

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  5. omg! i nearly fainted when i saw these. where do u think i can get some??

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  6. Because these all came out a while ago it will be hard to find many retailers with them. Your best bet would be ebay. I was able to find one site that carries the multicolor tie-dye ones.

    http://www.dunk2u.com/Nike_Men_Dunk_SB__Special_Ed/Nike_Dunk_Mid_Pro_SB_-_Tie_Dye_Edition_(obsidian_varsity_red).html

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  7. The Pink and Greens i think are called the mama bears..or part of the bear packs..the tye dyes..are called the tye dyes lol and the 4th ones are called the Bejinngs! ..Morehouse..all the way even if i aint there this semester "LAWF" all day!

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